I have never laughed so hard at a movie nor talked out loud as much as I did through this one.
I LOVED it!!!
Matt and Trey are absolutely brilliant!
I give it 2 thumbs-up.
***** - 5 stars
If you’re not easily offended, I definitely recommend that you see it. And if you’re a guy, see it anyway … you won’t regret it.
Reasons to go see it: * There’s nothing funnier than puppets, unless it’s puppets having sex! * There’s nothing more fun to do than make fun of people, especially when they’re celebrities and world leaders! * You get to hear Kim Jong Il sing, “I’m So Ronery.” * The “3 Types of People” lecture is worth the price of admission alone. Trust me!
Here’s a lil’ excerpt that I can remember:
There are three types of people in the world … Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. The problem with Pussies is that they try to deal with Assholes by using words. Pussies don’t like Dicks because they get fucked by Dicks, but Dicks also fuck Assholes. The problem with Dicks is that they want to fuck everything and sometimes turn a Pussy into an Asshole. The problem with Assholes is that they want to shit all over everything.
Okay, that’s all I can remember, but I don’t even do it justice. You’ll have to go see the movie to get the whole thing. Trust me, it makes more sense coming from them.
Apparently, I'm a Dick. At least that's what Greg says. He quickly admitted to being a Pussy though!
America, Fuck Yeah!
America America
America, Fuck Yeah! Comin' again to save the mother-fucking day, yeah! America, Fuck Yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Terrorist your game is through 'Cause now you have to answer to …
America, Fuck Yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls. America, Fuck Yeah! What ya gonna do when we come for you now?
It's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow. Fuck Yeah!
McDonald’s Fuck Yeah!
Wal-Mart Fuck Yeah!
The Gap Fuck Yeah!
Baseball Fuck Yeah!
NFL Fuck Yeah!
Rock ‘n Roll Fuck Yeah!
The Internet Fuck Yeah!
Slavery Fuck Yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Starbucks Fuck Yeah!
Disney World Fuck Yeah!
Porno Fuck Yeah!
Valium Fuck Yeah!
Reeboks Fuck Yeah!
Fake tits Fuck Yeah!
Sushi Fuck Yeah!
Taco Bell Fuck Yeah!
Rodeos Fuck Yeah!
Bed, Bath, and Beyond (Fuck yeah … fuck yeah)
Liberty Fuck Yeah!
Waxed lips Fuck Yeah!
The Alamo Fuck Yeah!
Band-Aids Fuck Yeah!
Las Vegas Fuck Yeah!
Christmas Fuck Yeah!
Immigrants Fuck Yeah!
Popeye Fuck Yeah!
Democrats Fuck Yeah!
Republicans (Fuck yeah … fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
* I hope to see a Matt Stone and Trey Parker ticket in 2008!
